Problems with pet ninja.?

My ninja is completely misbehaving! He’s chewing on the rugs, peeing on the carpet, and chasing the mailman half way across town. I don’t want to physically punish him though. What should I do?!?!

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3 Responses to “Problems with pet ninja.?”

  1. Samuel M says:

    he’s prolly got cabin fever, just hire him out for a few assassinations or something to get his rocks off.

  2. Dumbo Rat Lover says:

    Is this a real question? If it is, chase the mailman!!!!

  3. Tori says:

    I suggest forcing him to watch videos about pirates for several hours. That should sober him up. If not, threaten to take away his nun-chucks.

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